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; s6 ?- Q( \" |圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!0 i* m3 E* [& X
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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01正确示范
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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9 [/ P- U L7 [; W) F: |' ~$ u“What kind of dog is that?”
1 @$ d! ^' D% `. E! H8 K“Hey, nice shoes.”
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V5 G( x$ C, A, g' Y& T-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?2 p( H& Y4 r4 T
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?& A c" Q E# O6 l
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-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.
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No.6(酒吧场景)
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% e- p Y3 L( _$ p-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having. _3 b8 g' V; G! p
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-Are you here alone?
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02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.! h: A8 a2 l, t4 z) ?3 |
$ R1 e( }4 g! d! w: s/ z g; K8 [2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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0 E* K7 I8 {+ i: MExample: That guy just checked you out.) F/ m6 g% }" V9 F( a$ Q
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?( _0 Q/ |" X2 `7 [. |6 I
- w; C& ^) a; w1 ?, [0 x' E# w2 d5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls. }6 |, G$ J, q" g2 _! e
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.1 h: L6 z6 B% s4 b3 o
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2 j, d8 K5 w: q; g( T10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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8 |7 v: I+ J- oIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.5 q* y0 T% k' R
' R' a/ |) x9 F& D' b. \03“明星”示范
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邓布利多(哈利波特)
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Klaus(始祖家族)
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Sheldon(生活大爆炸)
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理科生不懂浪漫?- S6 `9 X# n: L
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,
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' G" l' E- p7 e$ U1 V6 |用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技, o2 [. q: c: ^4 _6 R4 e
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如果碰壁了...
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